The top ten tips to lure a woman

Hello all,

This is just some information for those who might need.

De Brito's 10 tips for lure woman:

1. Stay healthy

2. Don't abuse alcohol or drugs

3. Have a job that means something to you

4. Be busy with your own activities

5. Be well groomed and clean

6. Have a sense of humour

7. Talk to women as individuals, not as a gender

8. Be a gentleman

9. Don't mix with loser friends

10.Have a clean bedroom, clean sheets - and a lamp to create romantic lighting (ANI)

Imperfection

The title itself is sufficient but I would as usual elaborate the events which led me here. So I was watching this wonderful Korean movie- "My girl and I". Its one of the finest romantic flick I have ever seen. I thought Koreans were only good at VLSI and Nuclear bombs but I was wrong. They do have a fine understanding of culture, music, art and most importantly human feelings.
I was truly moved by the movie and it lead me to think how everything just works out perfectly well at the end. My hopes however were not kept high for long. Its a funny thing that more we want things to be in order more we mess them up. Our teachers night celebration- A nice example of the same. Following are a few details of it:
Designated time: 07.00PM
Faculties arrived:07.00PM
Started on :07.55PM

Normally lights are in place at the time of the start of the show but at our DAIICT we somehow managed the projector to handle the lights till the halfway of the ceremony. Then some how people with halogens appeared and all of a sudden there was a big bang. Not only the stage but the audience were too got flashed with lights. Meanwhile our very own junior tried himself with a song from movie "barssat". The problem was he cant get it right the first time so he decided to sing it once again leaving it half sung. I must say he did reached some of the notes the second time.
How could I forget the south Indian sensational VAMSI who instead of flashes from halogen enjoyed his moments of glory in Green sheds of a "Happy Teachers Day" wallpaper. He too coughed out some of his moves a little earlier the song started, but after a few tries he somehow managed to dance with the song. My friends said he used to repeat the steps; I pointed out that atleast he keeps one new song everytime in his dance number (but their point was still valid).
After we were done with the amazing duo, it was time time for the rock stars to rock on. For the time in my college I saw girls joining the rockbands. One more step to the light. First it was very own Miss Anushree and later Miss Harshita. Though they were shy they made a mark. Enough with girls, I want to point my fame to a dear friend and wonderful singer "The Gaddh". The only problem with his song was that the vocal mikes were under toned, but way to go bro. Few more concerts and you will have an album of ur own. The second band was way to good and only I can tell you that because I am the only few people who were still at the OAT. Even proffesors decided to bounce but not our knight - Proffesor Bannerjee. Who decided to finish this battle against boredom and unthankful gratitude and survived till the end.

Anyways if it was a movie like the one I mentioned before the proffesors may have enjoyed it, we may have brought 10 motorcycles to light the stage in place of laughing at the guy who managed to get one, we may have taken the pains and organized the event properly so that the stupid distortion guitars don't overtake the vocals, and I am pretty sure that we may have all stand up and took a bow before the whole faculties to show that whatever they are trying to do is worth to be treasured and in no way we can repay them for what they have endowed us with.


I may have done all that but here is a catch; why would we need the movies and fairy tales and stories and songs and operahs and poems and paintings. If we could be perfectionist then why would we need all these things....

I guess we won't

I think that...

I just read a blog. I rather not mention it's address because what I am gonna write now may be "QUESTIONABLE". Don't worry though, I am pasting part of his "writings" down here in color.
SO it goes like
i was at a post office and i wanted to buy some thing but i didn't have a change ( of rs 6) i had a 100 rupee note and guy on the other side of table was in no mood to help me out.i was running out of time since the postoffice was going to close.if i go to near by shop [to get a change]post office wuld surely get close,so i was fighting with the officer sitting there,then a aged lady comes near me she buys some stamps and offers to pay my amount also,i very politely thanked her & refused to take money from her,i said that i wuld go to a near by shop and will get a change myself,she said "son take this money ,consider it as a gift from myside". i was watching her and she paid my amount,i saw a very warm feeling in her eyes.............

Nice ha!!
Well don't think that you are gonna read such crap here on my blog. Its perhaps the only place where I can say something what I feel without any obligations or compulsions. So what I feel about the post above??? ITS A LOAD OF BULLSHIT

Well he might ran in by some random mellodramatic situation but the truth is, LIFE IS NO CUPCAKE. Its full of hardships, sorrows, miseries and on top of everything: IMPERFECTION.
People being nice and kind to each other, everyone happy and contended. All these thoughts are not only Utopian but insane too. We the Indians cherish movies like "Vivah", where we love how a to be bride and groom behave; where even the most disastrous accidents are faced boldly. But here is the trick of the filmmaker where we all fell for. Lets just say that in the movie the face of the to be bride gets damage. What will happen then?? I am not talking of the movie scenes. I am talking the scene at the theaters. The time you show your audience an accident their hearts fill with empathy but dont you ever dare to show them that burnt ugly face, because the moment you do that you fill the viewers hearts with this ugly, aweful feeling of watching a trashed face. What will happen to the movie?? BOO, gone, finished, just like that.

Now think a real scenerio where things are not as preety as Amrita Rao. The same audience who deal with there lives outside the theaters behave exactly the opposite. They kill for dowry, they make poor to suffer. They backstab their friends just for petty margins. So do they do any wrong? well its not me to judge, ITS NO ONE TO JUDGE.

Peeopl doing aweful things are considered as villains in our society. Look the most interesting character in our mythology: "KARNA". He was intelligent, kind, helpful. His childhood was harsh but despite of wverything he proved himself. But how does it all go down for him? Tragic. Why? Just because of the fact that he was on the wrong side of the play. Well Kourvas were the friends he giot when even his own mother disowned him. So was he really doing any bad by favouring them. NO I guess.But he has to end tragically because he did something aweful by favouring the wrong side.

This is how we as a community or society think. We dont consider the conditions or the reasons. We judge people by their behaviour and looks. We see Politicians who stand in nice white cloths speaking about the welfare, we clap. Not even once we think of the FIR lounched against them fo r murdrs or rapes. We see a pretty face on television saying that this cream can work wonders, we go and buy them. Reasoning is perhaps the last thing that we consider before taking any action. Its all about disguisses.

My whole point of this post is to make a point that its not about good or bad. World does not run on honesty or well doing or evil. Its important for us to realize that books and realities dont go hand in hand. Perfection and Justice were never existed and they will never be, and the best part is we dont have to feel bad about it.

If you are not able to comprehend me, just do a little experiment. Observe a beautiful chik and a ugly geek for one day. You would be suprised.